Dear Friends,

I made a pact with myself that I would never write an entry about any celebrities that agitate me. It simply stirs up too many emotions, and I get angry and frustrated questioning how some of these celebrities gained their A-List status.

Regardless, I am going to go out on a limb and say that Lindsay Lohan is not attractive at all. I understand that her performance in Mean Girls has been considered "cute" and "bubbly", but it is not grounds to make her the apotheosis of teen movie stars. Her musical endeavors are subpar at best, and her clothing choices are interesting to say the least.

I am by no means a fashion expert, but even I am able to judge when something should be worn or used as a rag to clean up an oil spill. Take into consideration the following photos, and keep in mind that Lindsay Lohan's fashion sense has been considered "funky and spontaneous".



I guess you could consider this "spontaneous" if she aimed to spontaneously look like a dirty hippy about to embark on a journey to a Pink Floyd concert. I renounce everything I've stated about her fashion, it is clearly very spontaneous. FYI Lindsay, you won't be able to get into the concert if you're not wearing shoes. LOL



Out of all seriousness, I will give someone a dollar if they can come up to me with a straight face and say this is stylish. This looks like a mix between something my grandma would quilt in her spare time and something I'd wear to protect myself from a blizzard. Lindsay, you have no business wearing this unless you plan on using it as a tablecloth for a picnic on the beach (even if that's the case, it would make a sketchy tablecloth). If you are using it as a tablecloth, I commend you for using your body so resourcefully.

I could say more, but I won't. I don't want to contribute to Lindsay Lohan's downfall or anything.